you intrigue me, what's your relationship with nature, do you study it? You seem rather enlightened about the relationship between man and nature, and I like how you needle the destruction walker.
The only things in the world with any sort of lasting power are big and old and deep. They destroy that which would harm them and remain for as long as time.
I follow these beings and their teachings of how to live.
All life came from the oceans and all life shall return to it in the end.
And Chandra is always annoyed. Especially at the slightest drop of blue.
Who do I have to bribe to get you in Dragon's Maze?
Anonymous
Try one of the dragons
I mean Niv is running it
Bolas can probably do something scary and amazing about it
Sarkhan can pretend to be a dragon and bash something down so I can walk in
askzarek:
askaurelia:
He’s perfect. Instantly wins everyone’s affection, knocks down someone who doesn’t like him, and is the center of attention…
He’s perfect.
Too perfect.
“I’m not perfect. I sometimes have really bad breath in the morning and my nail beds suck.”
Izzets smell bad in general. Like ozone and weird metal.
And burnt hair a lot of the time.
asklilianaoftheveil:
askkiora:
Goodness me one cute scientist shows up and all the ladies blush and swoon at the sight of him.
Really don’t you have practical things to do.
I think someone is just bitter because he seems to have no interest in seafood.
And I’m sure that he will quickly learn that things fermented in artificial preservatives are absolutely awful on the system.
I mean surely he can just ask Jace about the downfalls of his dining experience
Goodness me one cute scientist shows up and all the ladies blush and swoon at the sight of him.
Really don’t you have practical things to do.
askzarek:
ofstarsandstuff:
Alarm Jellyfish; Atolla wyvillei
If you’re about to get eaten by something, your first reaction is to try and get a bigger something to eat the something that wants to eat you, right? No? It wasn’t mine either, but for this awesome jellyfish that is exactly what it does when disturbed. The biolumnescent alarm jellyfish puts on a fascinating light show when disturbed, in an attempt to attract the attention of a larger fish to eat its predator.
You can see a view of the alarm bioluminescence here.
Image credit: michaelaw.com, gakuranman.com
“What an interesting and strange animal. We have nothing like this in Ravnica. Well we probably do, somewhere in the depths of the Izzet guildhalls…”
Oh please you don’t have anything like that in your domain. None of you want to get your hands dirty with biological meddling.
askniv-mizzet:
((NIV. NIV, STOP THAT.
YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO FORCE YOUR RED-BLUE OTP ON THE CANON.
NIV NO.
NIV NO!))
Come now, this level of hate based tension needs to develop on it’s own. You can’t force it.
